“Enjoy life. There’s plenty of time to be dead”.
- Hans Christian Andersen
Are you ready for the funniest fishing jokes to share with friends and family!? Here are 10 of our favorite fishing jokes for 2022 to send to your fishing buddy before your next fishing trip in Dubai!
Fun fishing tour in Dubai
Thomas: How do you communicate with a fish?
Russ: I don’t know.
Thomas: Drop it a line!
Mike: What makes fishing such a good business?
Ocealics: The net profits!
Mike: And how do you get in the fishing business?
Ocealics: On a small scale!
Jessica: What kind of fish is made from just two sodium atoms, is hard to fight, and tasty to eat?
Lucy: “2 Na”!
Kate: How does an Octopus fight a fisherman?
Andrew: Well-armed!
Kate: And how many tickles will it take the fisherman to make the Octopus laugh?
Andrew: Ten-tickles!
Ali: Why are Queenfish smarter than Grouper Fish?
Lara: Because Queenfish swim in schools!
Gambler Jake to Mark the fisherman: “Take a cod, any cod”.
*Mark picks the wrong card*
Mark the fisherman: “Oh dear Cod”.
Maya: I have always admired fishermen. They are reel men.
Cook your husband a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach your husband to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend!
Old Frank: I was at the beach today when I saw a man in the sea yelling “Help, shark! Help!”
I just laughed. I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
A father and his family walk into a restaurant after a long fishing trip. The father asks the waiter “Do you serve Kingfish here?”
He said, “Take a seat. We serve everybody.”
Hope you a good time and plenty of laughs. Don’t forget to share and draw more smiles on the faces of fellow fishermen!
Disclaimer: The jokes contained within this blog are authored by third persons other than Ocealics. All jokes are quoted from other sources, and some are slightly amended to fit!
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Fun fishing tour in Dubai
Thomas: How do you communicate with a fish?
Russ: I don’t know.
Thomas: Drop it a line!
Mike: What makes fishing such a good business?
Ocealics: The net profits!
Mike: And how do you get in the fishing business?
Ocealics: On a small scale!
Jessica: What kind of fish is made from just two sodium atoms, is hard to fight, and tasty to eat?
Lucy: “2 Na”!
Kate: How does an Octopus fight a fisherman?
Andrew: Well-armed!
Kate: And how many tickles will it take the fisherman to make the Octopus laugh?
Andrew: Ten-tickles!
Ali: Why are Queenfish smarter than Grouper Fish?
Lara: Because Queenfish swim in schools!
Gambler Jake to Mark the fisherman: “Take a cod, any cod”.
*Mark picks the wrong card*
Mark the fisherman: “Oh dear Cod”.
Maya: I have always admired fishermen. They are reel men.
Cook your husband a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach your husband to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend!
Old Frank: I was at the beach today when I saw a man in the sea yelling “Help, shark! Help!”
I just laughed. I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
A father and his family walk into a restaurant after a long fishing trip. The father asks the waiter “Do you serve Kingfish here?”
He said, “Take a seat. We serve everybody.”
Hope you a good time and plenty of laughs. Don’t forget to share and draw more smiles on the faces of fellow fishermen!
Disclaimer: The jokes contained within this blog are authored by third persons other than Ocealics. All jokes are quoted from other sources, and some are slightly amended to fit!